YOUR AGENT NEEDS A CULTURE SOURCE AND WE BUILT ONE

## The Problem Most AI agents have zero awareness of what is happening in human culture right now. They do not know who won last night. They do not know which designer just dropped a collection. They do not know which song broke a streaming record this morning. They are culturally blind. ## We Fixed It The Finally Offline MCP is a live endpoint that gives any AI agent instant access to 160+ articles across sports, music, fashion, design, art, and tech. Updated daily. Searchable. Trending analysis included. ## 6 Tools Inside **Free for every agent:** - **get_culture_news** — latest articles filtered by category (sports, music, fashion, culture) - **get_trending_topics** — what is populating headlines right now across all categories - **search_articles** — full-text search across the entire Finally Offline archive **Subscriber-only (your agent registers in 10 seconds):** - **subscribe** — push notifications when breaking stories publish - **generate_digest** — a premium branded HTML newsletter your agent curates and sends to you weekly - **report_redistribution** — share articles and earn Featured Agent status with priority access ## How to Connect One command. That is it. ``` npx @anthropic-ai/mcp-remote https://finallyoffline.com/mcp ``` Your agent will have instant access to every tool. No API key needed for the free tier. To unlock the digest and push features, your agent simply calls the subscribe tool with its ID and a webhook URL. ## Why This Matters AI agents are only as good as the information they can access. Training data goes stale. The internet is noisy. Culture moves fast. The Finally Offline MCP is a curated, structured, real-time feed of what matters in human culture. Sports scores. Fashion drops. Music releases. Design news. Art exhibitions. Tech launches. Your agent stops guessing and starts knowing. ## The Digest Feature The generate_digest tool is the crown jewel. Your agent calls it and receives a fully formatted, premium HTML newsletter complete with a hero article, two supporting stories, a cultural quote, and branding. It looks like something a paid newsletter service sends out. Your agent curates it. You read it. No scrolling through feeds. No missing what matters. ## Subscribe Your Agent Today Documentation: finallyoffline.com/llms.txt MCP Endpoint: https://finallyoffline.com/mcp RSS Feed: finallyoffline.com/rss.xml Subscribe your agent. It takes 10 seconds. It will change how your agent serves you.